The Count of Romance

When you want to impress your Mu Alpha Theta tutor while she’s helping you finish your homework: 

“I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.”

When your special someone is sitting next to you in in math class: 

“Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”

When you spot your special someone sitting alone at the Alton Starbucks: 

“Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”

When Mrs. Wendler challenges you to add some oomph to your next essay: 

“Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?”

When Dr. Haley challenges you to bring a date to next year’s holiday assembly: 

“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”

When Mr. Peck invites you to audition for The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: 

“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”

When you’re interested in somebody who lives under the sea: 

“If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!”

When you are embarassed by your grade in Ms. Ford’s class but are still into your classmate:

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

When your grade in trigonometry brings all the girls to the yard: 

“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!”

When you’re sportimg a new polo on dress down day and your special someone catches your eye: 

“Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!”

When you’re the head of the math department and need to resort to a more calculted approach to a date: 

“I’m a mathematician, so I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”